Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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