So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
