Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize