she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The power of my boobs compel you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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