The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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