Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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