grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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