You work out of a Hotel?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
accomplished twins. life is a go
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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