question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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