He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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