Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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