Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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