Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
