Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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