i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head