I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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