what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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