is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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