I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
and she was petting her beer can
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
