Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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