Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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