There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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