Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I love you.
Bad choice
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