Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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