Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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