return my video game
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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