This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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