I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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