id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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