I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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