Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just found puke in my bra..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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