Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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