Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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