How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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