btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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