Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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