im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize