haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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