@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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