There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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