i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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