do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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