I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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