This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.