fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.