# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.