Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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