We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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