Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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