Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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