Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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