Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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