I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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