i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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