have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Actions speak louder than pants.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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