Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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